She will instantly put her paws on any shoes she sees. She claims them as her own and sleeps on them.
This is reflective of how we behave at Automattic, though we don’t have a dedicated channel for posting fail pictures and insider memes. I think this is probably the norm for most small-ish, young-ish, internet-ish companies. Especially the smart ones.
(I LoL’d way too hard at the pug costume bit.)